Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?