What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?