What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?