Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why did the fish blush?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?