What season begins with a thud?
Fall!
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?