What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the paper say to the pencil?