What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Families are like fudge.
What's the saddest part of the week?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?