Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?