What does an attorney say when getting married?
I do accept these terms and conditions.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?