What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?