Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why do cows go to New York?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a fish without an eye?