What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?