What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why was the mime upset?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a watch's eldest relative?