Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
When does a horse talk?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What makes music in your hair?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?