What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Surprise!!!!
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?