Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How was the wedding?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?