What dogs are always lying to you?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?