What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the school bully have for lunch?