Why was the mime upset?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?