What condiment has wings?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How does a cow do math?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How does a lion greet other animals?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do fairies always drink?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?