How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How much does freedom weigh?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?