What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What does winter fat turn into?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?