How do you make a bear really angry?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?