How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?