What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?