Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How are teens like cats?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.