Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call a sad latte?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why is grass so dangerous?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where does food go to take a nap?