What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do dog catchers get paid?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?