What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What washes up on miniature beaches?