Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?