How do you make a walnut laugh?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?