What condiment has wings?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where do chips wear socks?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the foal cough?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?