Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
I broke my finger!