Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which dogs love to study science?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How are mountains able to see?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?