Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What building always gets stains on it?
What fish sings the best?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?