Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
We had a discussion about roses.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Which musician loves to make chili?
When fish play football, who is the captain?