What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How do you arrest a pig?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?