What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where do ants go to eat?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?