Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call an old snowman?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a pig thief?