Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Grease.
What do you call an old snowman?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?