What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?