What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Which plant has the best roar?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?