Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is the smallest lion?