What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are all priests fit?