What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a smelly horse?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?