What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
A wanna-bee.
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What animals love to close envelopes?