Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
If you need help building an ark...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How do trees get access to the internet?