What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How much money does a skunk have?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?