What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?