What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a tired tree?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?