What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do clowns go on vacation?