What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why was the cow afraid?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's black and white and red all over?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?