What was the first animal in space?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do math teachers eat?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?