What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What instrument did the door play in the band?