What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why is a computer so smart?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.