Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a tired tree?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?