What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?