Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What tree has the most bark?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
