Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do cats wear to work?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why are skunks always so depressed?