What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What makes music in your hair?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What animal has more lives than a cat?