Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Where do horses reside?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?