Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Bears love exotic cars.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What animal knows kung fu?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why don't ants get sick?
When should you stop for a glow worm?