Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why is the beach so confident?