Where do cows go on vacation?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?