What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why was the bud so shy?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a small mom?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do cows like to dance to?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?