What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?