What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why do cows go to New York?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How do billboards talk?