How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?