Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
A book just fell on my head.
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is the most faithful insect?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?