What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Which computer won the talent show?