What do horses say to greet each other?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How did the tree get lost?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?