Why didn't the melons get married?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?