What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What says: oom oom oom?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are winter days great?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?