What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which bug is related to you?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?