What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Who is God's favorite superhero?