My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the computer run out of money?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?