Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a small mom?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is the most adorable season?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which plant has the best roar?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?