Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What part of a football field is never the same?