Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?