How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the foal cough?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is the strongest animal?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?