What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do fish use for glasses?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the coach go to the bank?